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Tuesday, August 3, 2010

" I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it."

To quote myself, "here we are in the dustbowl of online sales, better known as summer". Things are still slower then my Mother trying to tell what is was she just watched on TV. That's the adult version of go fish. Who where the actors? Pick another card! What was the show about? Ahh, this guy called something, told this other guy about a thing, by the way, we have that thing in the garage. It's round and sort of a blue color.

I've compiled a light hearted list of the top ten things not to do in these trying times. Things will get better, but until they do---

DON’T go super bargain hunting on eBay, that lot you just stole for 49 cents and 50 dollar shipping with the fuzzy pictures, oh, I think that round thing might be a rare Miriam Haskell and one line description NICE, is going to make you wish you jumped in the car and headed for the nearest Indian casino instead.

DON'T Jump in the car and head for the nearest Indian casino.

DON'T have an in depth conversation with the grocery store clerk about business, because they asked, How's it going? They meant, hey human entity, I'm politely acknowledging your existence right now. That sad slightly inebriated looking man clutching a melting cherry popsicle bar behind you, really needs to get home.

DON'T assume he's drunk, he has probably fallen into a diabetic coma waiting for you to stop complaining.

DON'T have a ninety percent off sale, what will you have left to dust?

DON'T tell your best friend you have the perfect necklace for her outfit then present her with a invoice.

DON'T stare at your computer trying to call up the spirit of Carlos Slim Helu. All I got was a eye migraine.

DON'T try to get Carlos Slim Helu's private phone number. All I got was a injunction.

DON'T worry so much about your mounting bills, if you’re a rare blood type, you'll always get a gig.

DON'T give up! Just today I had an offer, nothing to do with Jewelry, but was great to know, I still got it.

Do keep your spirits up. Before you blink it will be the holidays. Here's to the inevitable return of better days.

Vintage Shari


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